I didn't come up with these.....but they are funny...
...your local dog groomer knows you by name, and calls YOU, to let you know she has a dog coming in with beautiful long hair to be trimmed.
...you get all excited at an email subject line that reads CASHMERE
SUPER SALE, and all disappointed when you realize it's from a clothing store, on sweaters.
...you can name every breed of sheep in those old movies and in Babe
...you pause when the word 'fiber' catches your eye (or ear) only to be disappointed when you find out that it is refering to the 'fiber in your diet'
... you have difficulty concentrating in church during the winter months because you're mentally deciphering the stitch patterns in the sweaters of people sitting near you.
...you are a fiber dork when at the social hour at
Church you are giving people hugs and pats on the shoulder
in order to feel the sweater they have on more than to give
encouragement.
...when you find yourself petting people's clothing without regard to whether you know them or not. Gee, at least most of the people who
KNOW you know that you have a small problem with fiber!
...you cannot keep up with the conversations at a Party because you are wondering what that luscious purple cloth feels like.
And best of all....
...you get almost as much pleasure from feeling a skein of angora/alpaca/merino yarn as you do sex!
Yesterday I took Ladie to the dog park.....and as it was a nice day there were a quite a few dogs there.....we went to the small dog area as Ladie does better there....well after we were there awhile...a lady with a great pyrenese came....and I was so tempted to ask her what she does with his fleece....
but I didn't....he had a beautiful thick white coat....which looked like it needed brushing....maybe I should just take a brush with me to the dog park....
...ribbon on the soaps....yarn on gifts for some other friends....wrap a few gifts....take it all over to Robin's house....
I haven't posted in forever. I did upload a few pictures today, but will need to take pics of projects I am currently working on. Today I am of course working on Christmas projects 
